A rabbit goes into a bar for somehting to eat, Got any toasted sandwiches? he asks.
Yup, cheese or ham, asks the barman
oooh the cheese one
, the rabbit smiles
The next day the rabbits back and asks for a ham toastie, he takes his lunch pays and then leaves
The next day though, the bunnys back
Cheese today he smiles
The barman shakes his head, i haven't got nay cheese left im afraid.
OK i'll have the ham instead the rabbit shrugs
low on that too, says the barman
Tell you what though, theres enough to make u a cheese and ham toastie is that ok?
Great nods the rabbit he takes his toastie and hops off
But fo rhte next few days theres no sign of the rabbit, the barman says, wonder where hes got to
One of the regulars says ... hes got a bad case of mixing-ma-toasties
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